There’s a question that people keep asking us. No, it’s not “Wow, how do you manage to be so amazing?” (in fact, no one has ever asked us that for some reason!), it’s a deeper, more perplexing question. It’s a question to tax the very limits of your mental abilities. The kind of question that – oh. Anyway, it’s a really good question.
“Why is the weekly web manga called The Terrible Turtle Conspiracy?”
There is a very good reason for that title and it is, of course, because the stories are chronicling The Turtle Conspiracy of World Domination that Happens to be a Terrible Plan for all Human Kind. However, that was a really, really long title, and not so very catchy, so…
What? You don’t believe me about the whole conspiracy, huh? Well, I can prove it to you. Jonathan – in his quest to defend mankind – has found someone who admits to being in league with the Great Turtle Overlord! And you won’t believe who it is! It’s…
(Of course, there’s also the question as to how Jonathan figured out she was a part of the conspiracy. I believe it had something to do with bookmarking her photo albums, but I could be wrong. You might want to ask him about it. )
Audrey Michelle is a model, poet and spoken word artist.
*Participants in the Terrible Turtle Conspiracy actually AGREED to be manga-nized by Jo and have their personalities mangled by Jonathan. Bribery may have been involved, but we’re not telling.
The Terrible Turtle Conspiracy 
Haha – love it 🙂
Thanks for being a part of the conspiracy with us!